An Ode To The Blog Comment Spammers- Part I

November 11, 2011
My heart is filled with gratitude as I, so full of emotions, type out about the most under rated guys on the blogosphere and other social net work sites.  They work day and night to make us bloggers feel special, writing glorious comments, praising us with all their might, going gaga over our scribblings, and yet they never get their due.  Their labour of love, their comments are trapped in our spam boxes of Blogger.  They are identified by their IP addresses and their suspicious looking writeup hiding that hyperlink underneath their sweet mumble, their honey bunny words.  Today, my heart sings an ode for all the spammers who filled (or at least tried to fill) my blog  with their sweet nothings! Hope you'll enjoy reading their love letters to me! You can also share the loveliest love letter received on your blog... muuaaahhh ;)

Category - I
The Mushy mushy spammers who made my day!!

1.   Considerably, this post is really the sweetest on this notable topic. I harmonise with your conclusions and will thirstily look forward to your incoming updates. Saying thanks will not just be sufficient, for the phenomenal clarity in your writing. I will directly grab your rss feed to stay informed of any updates. Admirable work and much success in your business dealings!  Please excuse my poor English as it is not my first tongue. 

(OMG!!!! u'll look forward thirstily?!!!)

2.  I can not thank you adequately for the posts on your web site. I know you’d put a lot of time and effort into them and hope you know how much I appreciate it. I hope I’ll do exactly the same for someone else at some point.

(No, i didn't know sweety!!)

3.   Read this article, so I learned a lot of understanding, thank you! 

(good boy!)

4.   Spot on with this write-up, I really think this website wants far more consideration. I’ll probably be again to learn way more, thanks for that info.

5.   You pretty much said what i could not effectively communicate. 

6.   Great blog! I truly love how it’s easy on my eyes and the details are well written. I am wondering how I could be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your rss feed which ought to do the trick! Have a nice day!

(What's the trick about it boy?!)

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(I wanna know who this Brinkka is?? grrr...)

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(I don't care who u r! am happeeee my blog is so sophisticated!!! hippeeee!!!!!)

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( You wanted to ' command'??... anyways... so r u hankering to hear from me?! not bad!!)

12.  Hello once again, that I found your blog I think became blog budies lol! Apart all Jokes nice page!I'm Marco I'm newbie at this web surfing stuff! Enjoyed a lot here.

(Blog buddies?? very funny!)




Zephyr said...

I never pause to read these gems, but some of them really take the cake don't they? I had written a post on the search terms that people used to come to my blog. Try that too. It can give you endless joy and laughter :)

Subhorup Dasgupta said...

He he he. I am regretting deleting all the hilarious comments that I have got over the years, and am looking forward to find a place in some future category of this series!

Jack said...


Congratulations on having such good fans. 

Take care

Nikhil Garg said...

I really doubt if my name would show up in this series of posts. What say restless ? :D

magiceye said...

lol! wonderfully compiled!

PK Talli said...

Atta girl! I get so annoyed by the buggers....Spams are not as bad, but some bloggers have mastered the art too..... :D 


BookWorm said...

That was truly interesting to read..!!! Lol!!! 

Gayatri said...

I get 3 & 5 all the time! This post is HILARIOUS!!!!!

RESTLESS said...

Thanks :D

RESTLESS said...

Thanks magiceye!! :)

RESTLESS said...

Nikhil, u have always made some right noises on my blog! Mostly saying things contrary to me, so ur name cane never ever be in this list :)

stay in touch!

RESTLESS said...

Thanks :) Lol!

RESTLESS said...

Don't worry Subhorup, spammers have a big heart.. they will shower more on you soon!

Wud like u to be in the category of higest commentator on this blog!

RESTLESS said...

Zephyr, u never read their love letters?! so unfair of you! isn't?! Lol... just kidding :D

Yeah, will read it surely... must be interesting!

Anupama K. Mazumder said...

I disliked anonymous comments until I read your post!!

Zradar said...

he he...i too get a lot of this..and then one more i get..."if you want to increase ur traffic,see this free video and by this freeware"...he he nice topic chosen..and i hv nominated u for an award..

Pooja said...

I guess if you have a "where are you" category I'll fit there effortlessly. 
SO where are you?

Bhavia Velayudhan said...


2nd and 6th are the ones which I get the most..

I appreciate your creativity to write a post about the spams
Keep writing!!

Reema said...

really!! Inspite of having 233 followers of blog, I receive more spam than actual comments! these spammers are so persistent!

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Jason Knight said...

That is nuts, my Mom has a blog with a few thousand followers. I looked at the comments after a while, and realized that most of them where spammers, and that nothing they where saying even related to her blog, so I told her how to spot them. She has been clearing the spam out ever since.


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